Sunday, December 6, 2009

Taming Tiger's Wood


It must be awesome to be wealthy and famous. Apparently I'll never know personally how it feels but I don't have to be wealthy and famous to know that it's great. If Tiger Woods has been on the Wheaties box before, they should put him on again. Sales would skyrocket. Who knew that Tiger practiced all those many hours, all those many years, to become a great golfer just to meet girls. But that's how it appears. He's like every guy I ever knew who learned to play guitar for the very same reason. Money and fame equals women. That's a pretty simple equation. I'll fore go the easy jokes about strokes, and balls. That would be wrong...and hilarious. Let's just say he did it because he could. Who wouldn't? Dating hot women carries with it a euphoria that lasts a very long time so I'm not sure when Tiger will settle down. But when the euphoria wears off he will realize what most celebrities eventually all come to know. Quantity does not equal quality. Men with money always wonder if the women they're with are there because of their money, or because of the person they are. What will change Tiger's behavior is when he finally meets that woman who finds away to take his money and put him back to where he once belonged...just a regular guy. It's the problem that comes with wealth and prestige. It screws with your head. Affection and attention can be bought, but love cannot. When he does come back to earth maybe he will appreciate the simpler life ...back to how it used to be. Being satisfied with a hole in one...and one only.

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