AP Newswire
March 1,2010
R. Otis, Louisiana resident and self-proclaimed time traveler candidate for president of the United States, returned home over the weekend after being questioned by Homeland Security officials and released without incident following what Otis called "an extensive and invasive scrutiny of my identity and personal life." Otis had little else to say other than that DNA samples were taken and compared, followed by protracted Q&A sessions all designed to ascertain the veracity of his claims regarding his bizarre candidacy. Said Otis with a touch of sarcasm,"The premises where I currently live were searched in an attempt to uncover any device that could be construed as a threat to national security. My civil liberties were violated on numerous occasions but I knew that was to be expected with the world being the way it is today."
Otis confirmed that he will continue his bid for the White House because he feels it is the best way to proceed but he noted that he does not need it to accomplish his goals. "I would prefer to have the blessing of the American people but many are unwilling to acknowledge what lies ahead for this country if we don't take these measures."
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