Thursday, February 18, 2010

Quantum Candidate Summoned To White House

AP Newswire
February 18,2010

Sources from the White House will neither confirm or deny that 27 year old Louisiana resident R Otis was compelled by the FBI to appear before President Obama to further explain his claims of being able to travel through time and manipulate historical world events. Otis has in recent weeks announced his intentions to seek the highest office in the U.S. in a presidential bid for 2012. His candidacy may well be the most bizarre ever attempted. Nationally known political figures such as Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin have dismissed the campaign as an act of desperation on the part of a man who sees no real solutions in sight. Romney, who himself is positioning for another run for the White House in 2012, reprimanded the media for even treating Otis as a serious contender for any public office. Said Romney", he looks like a left over hippie from the Sixties...just what we need in the White House."

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