NewswireTimes- Picayune
April 9,2010
Unnamed sources from the White House have confirmed that R. Otis, self-proclaimed time traveler and announced presidential 2012 candidate, has re-emerged recently and had several closed door conferences with President Barack Obama regarding his proposed temporal sabotage platform. Otis revealed his plans to basically re-write history if elected when he posted his so called "Undo List" on the internet sparking controversy and accusations of mental instability and labelling him "just another wingnut from the Left." The official word is that their final meeting discussed the possible formation of a new envoy post for Otis that included as part of the deal abandoning his presidential candidacy in 2012. Otis is said to be giving the offer thoughtful consideration. Otis made a brief statement after a photo appeared on line showing himself and President Obama enjoying drinks and conversation at a New Orleans French Quarter night spot. "It is no accident that Obama's healthcare plan finally passed, and there is more progress to come in the coming months...watch for it." Otis also added that "if I choose not to run in 2012, I foresee Obama winning his second term...and that's all I will say about that right now."
